As usual, a Florida man was found running down the streets of Miami, except this time, naked. Apparently, he was searching for the nearest burger joint when a jar of pickles was suddenly stolen from his pocket, sending him into a state of rage. He ripped off his clothing in front of a local bar, and began sprinting down the sidewalk. He brushed into many stunned passerbys, who were quick to alert the authorities.
It was assumed that the man would feel some form of guilt for his actions, but it appears he has no remorse. He was charged with public indecency, and sentenced to a total of 5 years and 8 months in Florida State Prison. During the arrest his only statement consisted of:
"Oh hi lol"https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1511011921495011328?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet